Chrisco Hampers

So I've finally finished paying off this year's Chrisco, and I've just put an order in for next year's.

Holy crap but there's some awesome stuff in there. Here's a list of what I'm getting next year:

Ultimate Hamper Star Deal - This hamper is a combination of the Mega Holiday and Mega kids hampers - combining the two saves me $75 off the hamper values. Thank fuck for that.

Frozen Poultry Star Deal - Lots and lots of chickens in boxes mmmmmmmmm. For when I can't be fucked cooking a proper meal

Kids Breakfast Hamper - So what if I still like coco-pops! I bought this for B, no seriously, I did.. okay so maybe I got it for me too!

Golden Goodness Hamper - Coz well, there's fruit, and stuff, so it's kind of healthy, right?

No shit, for what I'm paying (over $2k - you add it up, coz i'm sick of looking at numbers at the moment) and what I paid this year, if I could use chrisco for 10 years, but put a car on my shopping list, I'd have a new car!

This is the first year I've done Chrisco, so it's (sadly) an exciting thing for me. I usually go and hang around my friends watching them unpack their stuff and thinking "Man i really should do that!" so, now that I have, I get to unpack my own crap and say "Man, I'm really glad I did this"

Coz, may the gods help me, but if I'm not thinking that when I open my stuff, there's gonna be hell to pay!