Witch Doctor

I need a witch doctor to sort out my fucking microwave. It's posessed. Yes, I recently bought a new microwave and even this one is fucked.

So I'm sitting at my puter as usual, when AGAIN my NEW microwave turns itself on. No. I'm not going insane. I'm dead set serious.

I gave the old posessed microwave to EvilMe and he's not had a problem with it since he got it, but I can guarantee that if he brought it back here, and plugged it back in, sitting it where it originally was, it'll fucking turn itself on. Just like this one.

I have no idea why it's happening. EvilMe probably thinks I'm hallucinating, but I'm NOT! What sucks the most is this only fucking happens when I'm home by myself, so I can't even get B to vouch for me. I even tried to film it with my phone (woot for camera phones right? wrong..) as soon as I started the cam, my fone died. Flat battery.

It's working again now - but I give up. When it comes to electrical appliances, I'm just not meant to own any. Even my kettle is playing funny buggers. I turn that on, it turns itself off. That's normal right? Yeah - when the water's boiled. This just turns off mid boil.

I'm going insane. I think I already am. Quick, call the witch doctor!



Blame DogWomble for this song. He linked me to it.