Random Ramblings

OMG IT'S COLD in the mornings.. no really.. it's COLD

and this is coming from me, who doesn't EVER feel the cold



I went to work the other morning and my windscreen wipers were frozen to my window.

I'M SERIOUS!

I turned them on, and I heard a whirrrrrr and a creak, but no dice, the blades were stuck. Yes, I know that if I poured cold water etc etc it would've helped.. but you know me, I'm more likely to lick the windscreen to see if my tongue really WILL stick to the ice, than to think that I should be doing something smart like, melting the ice for instance..

That's the view from inside my car - you can just make out the shape of my porch thingy whatever the hell it's called... You know.. the bit that overhangs the front door and has a step under it? That's a porch yeah?

Either way.. That's the view from inside.. and now for the view from outside.. see all that shavingy type stuff?? THAT'S ICE.

MOTHERFUCKIN' ICE ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN' WINDSCREEN! I'm sorry, I was just having a Samuel L Jackson moment. I'm calm now.

Oh and, I forgot to tell you all about B's "funny hair" day. I made her a wig out of the same stuff I'm making her doona/pillows out of, she looked SO fucking cool too. Shame the teachers didn't pay more attention. Bastards. They shoulda given her at least a "well done for trying" prize or something. Personally, I think she looked gorgeous, but they gave the prize to some other kid with gel in his hair who just so happened to look like Bart Simpson. Seriously. Where's points for creativity? Bah. People are so stupid sometimes.

Also, I have a question.


You know how you park your car in carparks yeah, and they have little signs near the elevator doors saying what floor your on... right?

Why do they have the level names/numbers in braille?

Seriously, what blind person would find themselves inside a multi level carpark? I mean, unless they're teaching seeing eye dogs to drive nowadays, I seriously don't see the point behind braille in carparks. Don't get me wrong, I don't think it's a bad thing, I just. don't. Fucking. Get. IT!

Oh hey, I found my sig's AND my smileys! HOW fucking cool am I? Yeah. I'm cool. I know it. Ahuh. So cool.

Okay I'll shut up now. Put your rotten fruit away, there's nothing to see here! *runs*