B turned 8 yesterday - it was so crazy here that I didn't get to make my annual "wish B a happy birthday RIGHT NOW KTHXBAI!" post like I normally will.
This is coz my oven did do a boom!
Yup. It did go KABLOOEY!
I was babysitting my friend's kids and they were off in the lounge playing with B while I was making the cake (chocolate cake mmmmm). I mixed the batter, poured it into the cake tin, turned to open the oven door and thought "wtf? why's it so dark in there.. hey is that smoke?" and before I could even blink, there was a loud bang, and the oven door flew open.
My ninja reflexes kicked in and I kicked the door shut again, but not before the bottom of the oven caught fire. Thanks to my ninja quick reflexes though, the fire was smothered and went out almost immediately.
I yelled to the kids to get out of the house and grab a ratling each on their way out, and to wait in the back yard whilst I saved our kitchen. Goddamn stupid oven. This is the NEW oven that was just installed recently too!
My house was absolutely filled with smoke. I managed to close the centre door so the smoke wouldn't spread thru the whole house and set off the smoke detector (Hey, I was standing right infront of the oven when it went kablam, I knew there was smoke, I didn't need the alarm to tell me this) and opened up every window and door around the front and side of the house, then turned our airconditioner (oh boy wasn't EvilMe happy when he came home to find the aircon on in the middle of winter) up high.
I called my mum after all the smoke had cleared
me: Ma, I need you to buy a cake..
mum: Why? Did you burn the one you were cooking? *snicker*
me: Nah, I fucking blew up the oven
mum: Hahahah no way, really?
me: Yeah, shutup, just buy a cake okay?
mum: wait, what? You're serious?
me: YES omg just buy a cake please??!
mum: didju call the fire brigade?
me: NO! OMG! JUST BUY CAKE PLEASE!!!
mum: shit, no need to lose your temper!
So, for the rest of the evening, this stupid cake mix in a tin kept snickering at me from behind it's gladwrapped top.
Mum took it home with her and she baked it.
Hey, if she didn't, I would've been eating cake batter for breakfast, I don't care :p
This is coz my oven did do a boom!
Yup. It did go KABLOOEY!
I was babysitting my friend's kids and they were off in the lounge playing with B while I was making the cake (chocolate cake mmmmm). I mixed the batter, poured it into the cake tin, turned to open the oven door and thought "wtf? why's it so dark in there.. hey is that smoke?" and before I could even blink, there was a loud bang, and the oven door flew open.
My ninja reflexes kicked in and I kicked the door shut again, but not before the bottom of the oven caught fire. Thanks to my ninja quick reflexes though, the fire was smothered and went out almost immediately.
I yelled to the kids to get out of the house and grab a ratling each on their way out, and to wait in the back yard whilst I saved our kitchen. Goddamn stupid oven. This is the NEW oven that was just installed recently too!
My house was absolutely filled with smoke. I managed to close the centre door so the smoke wouldn't spread thru the whole house and set off the smoke detector (Hey, I was standing right infront of the oven when it went kablam, I knew there was smoke, I didn't need the alarm to tell me this) and opened up every window and door around the front and side of the house, then turned our airconditioner (oh boy wasn't EvilMe happy when he came home to find the aircon on in the middle of winter) up high.
I called my mum after all the smoke had cleared
me: Ma, I need you to buy a cake..
mum: Why? Did you burn the one you were cooking? *snicker*
me: Nah, I fucking blew up the oven
mum: Hahahah no way, really?
me: Yeah, shutup, just buy a cake okay?
mum: wait, what? You're serious?
me: YES omg just buy a cake please??!
mum: didju call the fire brigade?
me: NO! OMG! JUST BUY CAKE PLEASE!!!
mum: shit, no need to lose your temper!
So, for the rest of the evening, this stupid cake mix in a tin kept snickering at me from behind it's gladwrapped top.
Mum took it home with her and she baked it.
Hey, if she didn't, I would've been eating cake batter for breakfast, I don't care :p
Speedy Bubbles
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