MyMum. Please don't read this.
Omg.. do you know what's worse than getting busted having sex with your partner? Having to explain what it was that you were doing to your 8 year old daughter.
man talk about killing the moment.
Shortly after that, it was followed up with "are you making a baby?" OMG GO AWAY.
I think that's gotta be the first time she's ever busted me and EvilMe going hammer and tongs having seriously hot monkey sex. It's not my fault she woke up, it's EvilMe's - he's gotta stop being so fucking good at it! Actually, no. I take that back. He can keep on being good at it, I'll just stick a pillow over my fucking head or something to shut me the hell up, or at least muffle the sounds. Maybe I'll buy a muzzle/gag thing - who knows, it could be kinky.
I'll post the rest of this story tomorrow afternoon, after I've had to do the explaining.
Omg.. do you know what's worse than getting busted having sex with your partner? Having to explain what it was that you were doing to your 8 year old daughter.
B: mum you woke me up.. what're you doing?"
me: um.. i'll explain later
B: but you woke me up so why?
me: i'll explain later go to bed
B: tomorrow in the morning?
me: yeah
B: don't forget.. coz you woke me up..
man talk about killing the moment.
Shortly after that, it was followed up with "are you making a baby?" OMG GO AWAY.
I think that's gotta be the first time she's ever busted me and EvilMe going hammer and tongs having seriously hot monkey sex. It's not my fault she woke up, it's EvilMe's - he's gotta stop being so fucking good at it! Actually, no. I take that back. He can keep on being good at it, I'll just stick a pillow over my fucking head or something to shut me the hell up, or at least muffle the sounds. Maybe I'll buy a muzzle/gag thing - who knows, it could be kinky.
I'll post the rest of this story tomorrow afternoon, after I've had to do the explaining.
Speedy Bubbles
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