.. okay so from last nite..
We get up to have breakfast, B doesn't say anything.
We go and jump in the shower (we're saving water see by showering together in the mornings!) .. B doesn't say anything.
So just as I start to breathe easy, and just as I start brushing my teeth..
"so what was all that about last nite?" the little voice at my elbow asks me
I ask her what she thinks was happening. Now, you have to remember, I have a "do not bullshit to the child" policy - which means that if she asks me a direct question, I will give her a direct answer. But first, I get to test the waters.
"You were having a bad dream?" she said.
Me "Actually, no, I wasn't."
She looked at me, scratched her head and then went "I don't know mum, what was happening?"
So I said to her "well, we were having sex.."
the response?
Fucking priceless.
"EW MUM WHAT? YUCK!"
aaaaaaaaaahahahah I had to work so hard to keep a straight face, I just stuck my toothbrush back into my mouth and kept brushing. She followed suit. Just after we finish rinsing our toothpaste filled mouths out she says "I don't like it when you make all that noise, you woke me up, it's rude, I need sleep too you know? Why not do it during the day?"
Seriously, she's trying to run my sex life now?
My reply was simple "We can't do it during the day, we're both at work, so we wait until night time when we go to bed and have cuddles to do it.."
ahh yeah I thought that was going to be the end of it, but no, she had other ideas.
"well, when you're both home together on the weekends, you can do it during the day, just.. ring nanna and tell her to pick me up so I don't have to listen to you ok?"
We get up to have breakfast, B doesn't say anything.
We go and jump in the shower (we're saving water see by showering together in the mornings!) .. B doesn't say anything.
So just as I start to breathe easy, and just as I start brushing my teeth..
"so what was all that about last nite?" the little voice at my elbow asks me
I ask her what she thinks was happening. Now, you have to remember, I have a "do not bullshit to the child" policy - which means that if she asks me a direct question, I will give her a direct answer. But first, I get to test the waters.
"You were having a bad dream?" she said.
Me "Actually, no, I wasn't."
She looked at me, scratched her head and then went "I don't know mum, what was happening?"
So I said to her "well, we were having sex.."
the response?
Fucking priceless.
"EW MUM WHAT? YUCK!"
aaaaaaaaaahahahah I had to work so hard to keep a straight face, I just stuck my toothbrush back into my mouth and kept brushing. She followed suit. Just after we finish rinsing our toothpaste filled mouths out she says "I don't like it when you make all that noise, you woke me up, it's rude, I need sleep too you know? Why not do it during the day?"
Seriously, she's trying to run my sex life now?
My reply was simple "We can't do it during the day, we're both at work, so we wait until night time when we go to bed and have cuddles to do it.."
ahh yeah I thought that was going to be the end of it, but no, she had other ideas.
"well, when you're both home together on the weekends, you can do it during the day, just.. ring nanna and tell her to pick me up so I don't have to listen to you ok?"
Speedy Bubbles
1 comment:
OMFG OMFG that's priceless, I've been there done that with my kids. hahahahaha I love her comment on "yuck" typical of kids.
Gee the bit about get nanna to come get me sounds familiar but when she is older you can tell her like i tell lala "please go out cause I need some "ME TIME" hahahahaha
the joys of parenthood.
That ios soooo soooo precious :) love it :)
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