Friday to Sunday - this is my weekend

Friday was work. I had to work. I need money. Same reason I worked on Saturday - BUT...


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I get coffee that looks like this greeting me at the cafe..
and then, when I finish work, I have an extremely unhealthy lunch.. and it looks like this:

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so then I go to work on Saturday, and there's no one around and the phones aren't so busy.. but hey I can pretend I'm working, look -

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See, I work hard. Don't I just? I was playing tetris for an hour and a half before I got another call. Worst fucking game in the world is that Tetris game - you close your eyes after forever playing it and you see little blocks floating around on the inside of your eyeballs.. you go to bed and you hear tetris music.. gahhhhhhh

Sunday was babyshower for my sister in law. I finally met my baby cousins.

See. I hold babies sometimes.
She dribbled all over me.
Kids are smelly. Bah. For some reason, I don't think that my cousin took it as a compliment when I said "omg she's gorgeous! She looks just like a baby chimp!"

Serious. She does. She's so cute though. Just.. she has that sticky uppy hair that baby chimps have.

At least I didn't tell my other cousin that I thought her newborn son looked like Mr Potato Head.. Oh come ON.. seriously.. all newborns look like Mr Potato Head - just without the glasses.

I love it that kids that aren't mine can be handed back at the end of the day! :D

And one day, I'll learn to cut those fucking tags off my clothes coz they keep on flopping out all over the place and I'm scared if I walk past a wardrobe an army of coathangers will chase me and try and hang me off the rail.