I got lol

I like being boss.. i get fun phone calls

One of the girls at the shop i manage phoned me up today

me: whassup?
her: there's a bird..
me: wtf? where?
her: in the shop!
me: so what do you want me to do about it?
her: I dunno.. what should i do?
me: How about asking it if it's going to buy a book?
her: oka..wtf? shutup this is serious! what do i do?
me: ask it if it wants a job?
her: OMG TANJA HELP ME OUT HERE!
me: what the hell? what type of bird is it that's got you so scared? There's no vultures in the western suburbs
her: it's a.. a.. omg.. it's a PIGEON
me: *stares at phone and then hangs up call*

i love my girls they make me laugh so much :D

I called her back and told her to shoo it out with the broom.. dunno why she didn't think of that in the first place lol.