Thursday, November 30, 2006

It's the same thing, but not

Every year, without fail, I have no idea what to buy my brother Luke for his birthday. And every year, without fail, I end up buying him a bottle of Jim Beam. Which, sadly I must admit, I bought today (on special at IGA lol I'm such a fucking tightass).
Here's the bottle:
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I decided, that even though it's the same present as every other present I've ever given him (hey, he's never complained so shut up and stop saying I'm an unimaginative present buying type person!) I decided to dress the bottle up.

So we take a piece of paper, cut it to size, and put a border on it.
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and then we write something stupid on the front
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and then we decorate it, and write stupid stuff on the side also
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Don't forget the other side, either, it's really important
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Then we realise that the front looks a little plain, so we draw a pooh
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Now that the label is all done, it's time to stick it onto the bottle, oh and don't forget the little label thingy at the top, that's really important! We don't want him knowing that it's really a bottle of Jim Beam now, do we?
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And there you go, our innocent looking bottle of Jim Beam has been completely transformed into "Le Pew For You" The aftershave that REALLY SMELLS.

Oh and sorry bout the crappy pictures, I'm in a rush to get to my brother's place to give him his bottle of Ji.. uh.. aftershave! and camera phone is kind of shitful in the awesome picture making department.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll take the banana in the background instead thanks, me hungry :p

muppet said...

see the bowls in the background? There's fettucini carbonara in them. Have the banana :p

Anonymous said...

i want carbon pasta!

Amanda said...

Mmmmmm... pasta & banana. What can I say? I have a prego lady appetite. Great prez btw mupp. :)