EvilMe bought me a sterling silver ID bracelet for Valentines Day this year, sorta like the one pictured (only, without that name on it), and I've been saying, since then that "I'm going to get it engraved, relax!" He asked me what I was going to put on it and I said simply "Duck on front, Donkey on back". This made for a lot of lols in our house
Okay, I'm not sure if I've explained the whole Duck/Donkey thing, but I will again anyway, just in case.
Okay, I'm not sure if I've explained the whole Duck/Donkey thing, but I will again anyway, just in case.
(edit: I should add that this happens EVERY SINGLE TIME I ask him what he wants to eat for dinner. It's not a one off thing, it's ALWAYS!)
So after drinking eleventy two billion cups of coffee at Starbucks with my friend Gin, we both wander into the shopping centre and I see the engraving place and decide that today's the day that I'm going to get my bracelet engraved.
This is what happened:
Me: "I'd like to have my bracelet engraved please.."
Him: "What do you want on the front?"
me: "Duck"
Him: "ahuh.. okay.. so what do you want on the back?"
me: "donkey"
Him: "um.. you sure bout this?"
me: "yes.. duck on front, donkey on back"
Gin: "she's a bit strange"
Him: "Yeah.. I'll say".
Me: "They're my boyfriend's favorite meals"
Him: "..."
What? I never claimed to be normal!
(and no, I've never cooked duck or donkey for him)
Me: "I'd like to have my bracelet engraved please.."
Him: "What do you want on the front?"
me: "Duck"
Him: "ahuh.. okay.. so what do you want on the back?"
me: "donkey"
Him: "um.. you sure bout this?"
me: "yes.. duck on front, donkey on back"
Gin: "she's a bit strange"
Him: "Yeah.. I'll say".
Me: "They're my boyfriend's favorite meals"
Him: "..."
What? I never claimed to be normal!
(and no, I've never cooked duck or donkey for him)
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