Seriously, Peak hour traffic, rain & trucks has gotta be the most fucking awful combination of ANYTHING in the world.
You know how the weather seems to be attempting to end the drought IN ONE WHOLE FUCKING DAY right? I learnt today that if you're sitting in your car with the window down because you're enjoying a cigarette, whilst stationary in a puddle about 5 inches deep on the freeway.. that you should wear a fucking raincoat in your car.
Why?
Because even tho the lane you're in is at a standstill coz Heckyl and Jeckyll at the head of the queue have decided that they're going to fall asleep at the lights, doesn't mean that the other 3 lanes beside you are going to not move.
At a fairly decent speed.
So much so that when a great big semi trailer cruises thru the puddle you've pretty much parked your car in for the past 10 minutes because no one knows what the hell a fucking accelerator pedal is for, splashes about 15 litres of water into the drivers side window of your car and all over you, you have no one to blame for this but yourself.
And the cigarette companies.
Coz if it weren't for them, you wouldn't have had your fucking window down in the first place.
You know how the weather seems to be attempting to end the drought IN ONE WHOLE FUCKING DAY right? I learnt today that if you're sitting in your car with the window down because you're enjoying a cigarette, whilst stationary in a puddle about 5 inches deep on the freeway.. that you should wear a fucking raincoat in your car.
Why?
Because even tho the lane you're in is at a standstill coz Heckyl and Jeckyll at the head of the queue have decided that they're going to fall asleep at the lights, doesn't mean that the other 3 lanes beside you are going to not move.
At a fairly decent speed.
So much so that when a great big semi trailer cruises thru the puddle you've pretty much parked your car in for the past 10 minutes because no one knows what the hell a fucking accelerator pedal is for, splashes about 15 litres of water into the drivers side window of your car and all over you, you have no one to blame for this but yourself.
And the cigarette companies.
Coz if it weren't for them, you wouldn't have had your fucking window down in the first place.
Speedy Bubbles
2 comments:
Time to quit the cancer sticks woman :p
haha everyone's said that, and they're probably right y'know, but oh well :p
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