What do you want? The good news first, or the bad news?
Ahh fuck it, I'll give you the good news first.
The good news is I DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE MY HEAD TODAY!!!!!!
okay, now it's time for the bad news...
I have to shave it next week instead.
Damn. We have an extra week to raise money, but at last tally, we've raised $1016. There goes my hair.
Oh and, I have more news.. Dee's gonna be happy - and then kill me.
Chrisco arrived 2 days ago. The past few days have been absolutely bananas and I didn't even get a chance to do my usual photoblog of chrisco boxes, but what I did make was a video of food all over the kitchen floor. But first, I must explain this year's chrisco drama.
First off - I didn't know that chrisco was coming 2 days ago - this is why I couldn't prepare myself for it's arrival.
How does one plan for a chrisco hamper full of lovely foods arrival? Well, if you're me, you'd need to buy a new freezer coz the one in the garage has shit a brick and died, only I didnt know this so it probably died about 3 months ago. EvilMe was the one who discovered it. You can guess how happy he was tosmell make the discovery, I bet.
Did I mention that I was at work when the hampers arrived? Oh yeah, I don't think that I did. So, I was at work when the hampers arrived, and as usual, I had my phone on silent. How was I meant to know that chrisco day was going to be a day of drama?
Anyway, he knew he couldn't get hold of me, so called my friend Nic who I order my chrisco from - between the two of them I think I ended up with about 10 missed calls.
Oh, B stayed at home with EvilMe on Chrisco Day also - it was too hot to send her to school. I could just imagine the drama that ensued - I ended up having to leave work an hour and a half early to go home and sort out the catastrophes that were happening there. As I walk in, I'm greeted by towers of boxes (14 in total in my kitchen, with another 2 hampers to come via auspost, yay!) and half unpacked boxes.
Oh, it was really fucking hot on tuesday also. Like seriously.. this weather is spaz, but that's another story.. So, I walk in and the two of them have attempted to unpack the hampers WITHOUT ME even tho I specifically told them to leave everything in the boxes (the frozen stuff will stay frozen so long as stuff's not tampered with..) and I'll sort it out when I get home.
No one listens to me, I swear!
I get home, and we make a decision - we must go and buy a new freezer. Off we go to the bank to withdraw some cash (our savings account isn't linked to any cards, coz that way, we'll actually save money, you know?.. unless, we have to buy freezers of course..anyway back to the story) and we go driving out to some super special cheapo freezer place that Nic had told me about.
We got lost didn't we? Of course we did.. but I was in the right area, just I didn't have an address to find the place, just directions from Nic over the phone.
So we're lost, we're hot, i'm shitty and by this time, B and Mike are too.
That's when I decided it was time to do a U Turn, go home, drop them both off and go and buy a freezer by myself.
B decided she wanted to come freezer shopping even tho she'd been whinging that she was bored bored bored. I gave her two options - come with me, possibly get a smack or yelled at coz I'm grumpy, or stay at home and play PS2 with EvilMe..
Dunno why, but she chose to come with me. Weird.
We bought the freezer - being the queen of awesome that I am, I managed to talk the guy down on the price - freezer worth $699, muppet buys for $499. How sweet is that?
The conversation basically went like this:
So yeah, I'm one of THOSE customers. But, I really REALLY wanted that freezer!
So the freezer fit in the back of my car, it came home, we unpacked chrisco from about um.. 5pm til 10:30pm, then I cooked dinner, and then we all passed out.
I still have chrisco boxes all over my house.
That's the only thing I hate about chrisco. The boxes. Oh and the stupid tinsel. I have a whole shopping bag full of strip tinsel or whatever the hell it's called lol, B's going to take it to school with her for their christmas decorations.
So now, to the fun stuff - this has both EvilMuppet and MuppetJr (as she insists on being called now whenever she's online.. I still call her B lol) in the clip, and my crazy ramblings (as usual) and hopefully it fucking works coz if it doesn't then I'm going to punch someone.
Ahh fuck it, I'll give you the good news first.
The good news is I DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE MY HEAD TODAY!!!!!!
okay, now it's time for the bad news...
I have to shave it next week instead.
Damn. We have an extra week to raise money, but at last tally, we've raised $1016. There goes my hair.
Oh and, I have more news.. Dee's gonna be happy - and then kill me.
Chrisco arrived 2 days ago. The past few days have been absolutely bananas and I didn't even get a chance to do my usual photoblog of chrisco boxes, but what I did make was a video of food all over the kitchen floor. But first, I must explain this year's chrisco drama.
First off - I didn't know that chrisco was coming 2 days ago - this is why I couldn't prepare myself for it's arrival.
How does one plan for a chrisco hamper full of lovely foods arrival? Well, if you're me, you'd need to buy a new freezer coz the one in the garage has shit a brick and died, only I didnt know this so it probably died about 3 months ago. EvilMe was the one who discovered it. You can guess how happy he was to
Did I mention that I was at work when the hampers arrived? Oh yeah, I don't think that I did. So, I was at work when the hampers arrived, and as usual, I had my phone on silent. How was I meant to know that chrisco day was going to be a day of drama?
Anyway, he knew he couldn't get hold of me, so called my friend Nic who I order my chrisco from - between the two of them I think I ended up with about 10 missed calls.
Oh, B stayed at home with EvilMe on Chrisco Day also - it was too hot to send her to school. I could just imagine the drama that ensued - I ended up having to leave work an hour and a half early to go home and sort out the catastrophes that were happening there. As I walk in, I'm greeted by towers of boxes (14 in total in my kitchen, with another 2 hampers to come via auspost, yay!) and half unpacked boxes.
Oh, it was really fucking hot on tuesday also. Like seriously.. this weather is spaz, but that's another story.. So, I walk in and the two of them have attempted to unpack the hampers WITHOUT ME even tho I specifically told them to leave everything in the boxes (the frozen stuff will stay frozen so long as stuff's not tampered with..) and I'll sort it out when I get home.
No one listens to me, I swear!
I get home, and we make a decision - we must go and buy a new freezer. Off we go to the bank to withdraw some cash (our savings account isn't linked to any cards, coz that way, we'll actually save money, you know?.. unless, we have to buy freezers of course..anyway back to the story) and we go driving out to some super special cheapo freezer place that Nic had told me about.
We got lost didn't we? Of course we did.. but I was in the right area, just I didn't have an address to find the place, just directions from Nic over the phone.
So we're lost, we're hot, i'm shitty and by this time, B and Mike are too.
That's when I decided it was time to do a U Turn, go home, drop them both off and go and buy a freezer by myself.
B decided she wanted to come freezer shopping even tho she'd been whinging that she was bored bored bored. I gave her two options - come with me, possibly get a smack or yelled at coz I'm grumpy, or stay at home and play PS2 with EvilMe..
Dunno why, but she chose to come with me. Weird.
We bought the freezer - being the queen of awesome that I am, I managed to talk the guy down on the price - freezer worth $699, muppet buys for $499. How sweet is that?
The conversation basically went like this:
me: I like that freezer, how much does it cost?
him: $699
me: but I like that freezer, and I only have $500
him: but the freezer is $699
me: okay, you don't understand, I've had a very bad day, and I only have $500, and that is the freezer that I want.
him: but the freezer is $699....
me: I have $500. I want that freezer.
him: Okay, I'll see what I can do. *wanders off.. comes back* Okay, boss said $499
me: how much is it for delivery?
him: $40..
me: see if it fits in the back of my stationwagon please. I only have $500.
him: Delivery charges apply, no discounts
me: did I ask for a discount? no. It should fit in the back of the car. Thanks
So yeah, I'm one of THOSE customers. But, I really REALLY wanted that freezer!
So the freezer fit in the back of my car, it came home, we unpacked chrisco from about um.. 5pm til 10:30pm, then I cooked dinner, and then we all passed out.
I still have chrisco boxes all over my house.
That's the only thing I hate about chrisco. The boxes. Oh and the stupid tinsel. I have a whole shopping bag full of strip tinsel or whatever the hell it's called lol, B's going to take it to school with her for their christmas decorations.
So now, to the fun stuff - this has both EvilMuppet and MuppetJr (as she insists on being called now whenever she's online.. I still call her B lol) in the clip, and my crazy ramblings (as usual) and hopefully it fucking works coz if it doesn't then I'm going to punch someone.
Oh, see that stuff that EvilMe and MuppetJr are playing with in the loungeroom? Special Chrisco Surpise Presents - pretty much the whole Simpsons cast in figurine form.
Cutest thing ever seeing those two sitting down playing simpsons together lol.
Speedy Bubbles
3 comments:
OMFG I don't believe all that stuff that you have. Oh and why the f**k didn;t you film the video properley cause now I have a crick in my neck trying to watch the f***ing thing sheesh.
luvs ya
lalamum
ohhhh I forgot to mention how sexy Evilme is woooohoooooooo :)
ahahahah whoopsie :D i forgot to put my "please turn your monitor sideways" warning on the screen like i normally do lol! I'll try remember for next time - the phone's retarded, you have to hold it sideways to make the pictures the right way around and if you hold the phone the right way up the pictures come sideways..
and yeah, he is just a bit(lots) sexy isn't he? :D
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