I did see a Jay today..

.. Man, you know when you have a best friend, and they're hurt, and you wanna make them feel all better straight away and not let them be owie anymore? That's what I wanted today for Jay. I've never felt so fucking useless in my life, if I could halve her ow time or at least even just take one broken wrist away so she can do stuff for herself a little bit, then I would. So I sat there and rambled while Jay tried to not fall asleep due to massive amounts of painkillers that don't kill pain but put her to sleep. Poor Tobydogger is sad too, he knows Jay can't give him pats so he looks at her all sad like only a sad dog can look sad, and just kind of flops there looking sad and Tobyesque. I got to see pics of where she fell too - god I hope the idiots that put that stupid annexe down without fencing it off, get into the deepest pile of deep shit that ever was deep.

So I gave her the Labrador teddy, and the giant box of Rochers, and she seemed happy :D She couldn't open the card, and I said I'd leave it for her, and yes, she gave me shit about not giving her a christmas or birthday card last year and decorating them, so I think I've made up for it. I's a good friend I's am! :D

Anyways,. I'm lazy today and haven't uploaded my stuff from my phone, so I might just edit this post tomorrow with videos of the fun stuff I did see today - the F14's doing fly by's over the grand prix (and doing U Turns above my building at work yay!) and a really stupid license plate, OH and a really pretty decorated back of a van thing.. yeah. Okay remind me to update tomorrow with that stuff okay? coz you know i'll forget!

And now, for today's Jay's Daily Urban..

Jay is MIA for a while..

My dear friend Jay - you might remember her as my "normal" friend, did go and do an ow and is now incapable of logging onto the internet. Sucks to be her. Actually, it DOES suck to be her. Poor Jay. She's gonna be MIA for at least 8 weeks, or until her wrists get better.

Basically, she had a nasty fall while she was away and both of her wrists are broken. She's okay, just, from what her mum tells me, she's rather sore and can't do much. So, I've made a promise to myself. I also told Lise, so Jay has someone else to blame when she comes back.

I'm going to blog every day while Jay's away just so she has something to read when she can log back on. She'll probably still be off work for a little while after her wrists are healed, so at least it'll keep her entertained, right?

She's gonna hate me forever you realise. But she knows I lubs her. Oh and, I'm also bringing back my IMJ sig - remember the good ol' IMJ I Miss Jay sig from all those years ago when she went away and left me and the internet all alone? Yeah, I'm bringing that back into play. Just til she logs back on. And then, I won't miss her anymore, so then I won't have to use it anymore.. at least til the next time she disappears!

Okay so basically - if you want to - leave Jay a get well soon(ish) message on any post from here on until you stop seeing the IMJ's at the end of my posts.

And now, that's the end of my first stupid post. Jay, come back and save the internet from my bullshit please, I don't think it's going to be able to cope. Argh!

I miss Jay all my other friends are weirdos. Yeah, even the people reading this (that includes you.. stop reading now k? OMG STOP! IF YOU DON'T STOP THEN I'LL HAVE TO KEEP TYPING AAAAAAAAAAARGH!! okay that's better you stopped readi... hey wtf? WHY ARE YOU READING AGAIN? gah!)

Here Jay, I got you a present!