Gardening sucks..

Okay, so the flowers are nearly dead outside in their pots (thanks IGA for selling me dodgy plants.. yeah it's their fault not mine i didn't kill them.. serious!) but I bought more, and I'm keeping them inside for now just until they're ready to plant in my back yard.

Anyway, today I decided to go out and use my new $15 whipper snipper Bunnings Bargain.

I managed to kill it in under 5 minutes.

I rule!

In the 5 minutes it took me to kill my bargain snipper, I managed to lose the spring that makes the circle thing with the wire that cuts the bits and go bouncy bouncy, make the whole fucking bottom bit fall off and go skidding across the back yard, whack a couple of dozen weeds and clip my forehead with some flying shrapnel (I now have a nice big red welt on my forehead which EvilMe kissed better, but it's still sore).

I got my $15 dollars worth of backyard entertainment (heheh this thing is originally worth $90, I did pretty well).

And yes, I know that I've not updated all week and I've been slack. This would be because I've been working long shifts all week since just after the easter break. Starting at 10am and finishing at 8pm is not my fucking friend, let me tell you.

Which reminds me, I need to do my timesheet! Gah! (okay, I just opened the link for it, watch me forget to do it).

How many days has it been since I updated? 13? Yeah.. something like that.. hmm.. should I do a slideshow of 13 Daily Urbans for Jay? Yeah I probably should.. So here, my dear, is a fortnights of .. dum da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Jay's
Daily (erp.. a fortnight's worth of daily's at least..)
Urbannnnnnnnnn!

Far out, now you tell me?

Okay, get this, did I not just say that I didn't blog yesterday, and no one reminded me that I had to do it? or that I had to upload videos or anything like that? Yeah. My friends are brilliant check this out -

This conversation between myself and alalagator happened JUST AS I HIT PUBLISH ON MY FUCKING BLOG.

Emma - ¢ h î ħ ï ř ő - Never frown, even when you are sad, because you don't know who is falling in love with your smile. says:
you didnt write your daily blog for jay yesterday
slackarse
muppet says:
I KNOW
Emma - ¢ h î ħ ï ř ő - Never frown, even when you are sad, because you don't know who is falling in love with your smile. says:
OR today!
muppet says:
but i was hot and shitty and i just blogged now lol
Emma - ¢ h î ħ ï ř ő - Never frown, even when you are sad, because you don't know who is falling in love with your smile. says:
oh lol
muppet says:
fuck off i just finished blogging why you think i haven't been replying straight away?
ahahahah rolled
Emma - ¢ h î ħ ï ř ő - Never frown, even when you are sad, because you don't know who is falling in love with your smile. says:
fuck off (with NO added giraffe)
muppet says:
yeah
GET FUCKED with added giraffe just for your viewing pleasure
actually, i am gonna fuck off lol i'm tired and hot and i wanna go to bed


So now, I'm going to bed, and just to be a smartass, I'm going to travel back in time via Bloggerspace and make this post my Sunday post just coz I can so ner ner fucking ner. Oh shit wait..

and now..

it's time..

forrrrrr

JAY'S

DAILY

URBANNNNNNNNNNNNN

ps: the whole fucking time I was writing this blog, I had Emmah telling me to hurry up coz she needed to pee.

Tough luck I'm taking my time just to piss you off ner :D

100th Post!

Oer this is my 100th post for this edition of my blog. How cool is that? Okay so it's pretty sad, but hey c'mon - I started blogging um, 3 years ago? I dunno.. I've managed to kill 1 blog, completely forget about my MySpace page, sometimes update my LiveJournal (and even then, that place is identical to this one simply because I copy paste and am too lazy to come up with something different to post!

Anyway, enough about me, lets talk about plants.

I'm hopeless at plants - no seriously - I look at them and they wither and die. The only plants I am successful at growing, and that is without any supervision whatsoever, are plants that people already have planted for me, or weeds. I'm good at weeds (plural, not weed you idiots). Ask Jay - How pretty was my backyard when it got all done up 2 years ago, and how er.. not pretty is it now? Sometimes it's pretty, it's strange - it grows grass in winter, and weeds in summer - it's kind of like it's making a deal that it'll look pretty when it wants to, and then compromise with shit awful ugly weeds in the summertime. The only bonus about that is if i let the weeds grow big enough, and then run them over with the lawnmower (which I did last weekend) all of the weeds will die until next summer. Pretty good deal if you ask me. Weed killer does not work in my garden, I have mutant weeds.

Anyway, B and I planted some plants today - we bought 4 punnets of seedlings, and stuck them into 3 seperate pots - one of each seedling per pot (3 seedlings per punnet) and then B planted some seeds that BigPong decided we needed. Not that I remember what they're called lol. Oh and I also found some half dead er... Idunnos..I think that's their species name.. but they're still growable so I'll give it a burl - if they drop dead oh wells, they cost me $0.50c so who cares right?

Anyway, here's the potted plants and the 4 punnets with the BigPong seeds in them



and here are the labels for the original punnets



I can actually tell the difference between all 4 of the plants I bought - I specifically bought 4 plants that look pretty, but are all different looking, just so I can look intelligent when people ask me what they are.

These guys are going into a mini garden I've decided I'm going to create outside my kitchen window. It might encourage me to stand at the sink more often if I can see something other than well.. weeds and rocks lol. I figure my hands will automatically start washing dishes by association if I'm just standing there admiring the view.

Oh, I also have some um.. what're those plants that are really good for summertime coz they don't need to be watered often? (No, not weeds, get lost).. I also have some of them in my backyard, and I know that they're easy to plant - Take some pieces off the already established bits, put in ground. It does the rest. No seriously, that's how i managed to actually grow some of the plants in my backyard. My landlady gave me a shopping bag (we do things classily in the western suburbs here) full of offcuts of the squishy plants that grow by sticking them in the ground.. and that's exactly what I did. So now, it's time to move some of them over to the other bit.

Yeah, I need a hobby. I suck at everything I do most days lol but maybe, just maybe, I wont suck too much at this.

(Didn't I say that last time?)
For Jay:

Jay is MIA for a while..

My dear friend Jay - you might remember her as my "normal" friend, did go and do an ow and is now incapable of logging onto the internet. Sucks to be her. Actually, it DOES suck to be her. Poor Jay. She's gonna be MIA for at least 8 weeks, or until her wrists get better.

Basically, she had a nasty fall while she was away and both of her wrists are broken. She's okay, just, from what her mum tells me, she's rather sore and can't do much. So, I've made a promise to myself. I also told Lise, so Jay has someone else to blame when she comes back.

I'm going to blog every day while Jay's away just so she has something to read when she can log back on. She'll probably still be off work for a little while after her wrists are healed, so at least it'll keep her entertained, right?

She's gonna hate me forever you realise. But she knows I lubs her. Oh and, I'm also bringing back my IMJ sig - remember the good ol' IMJ I Miss Jay sig from all those years ago when she went away and left me and the internet all alone? Yeah, I'm bringing that back into play. Just til she logs back on. And then, I won't miss her anymore, so then I won't have to use it anymore.. at least til the next time she disappears!

Okay so basically - if you want to - leave Jay a get well soon(ish) message on any post from here on until you stop seeing the IMJ's at the end of my posts.

And now, that's the end of my first stupid post. Jay, come back and save the internet from my bullshit please, I don't think it's going to be able to cope. Argh!

I miss Jay all my other friends are weirdos. Yeah, even the people reading this (that includes you.. stop reading now k? OMG STOP! IF YOU DON'T STOP THEN I'LL HAVE TO KEEP TYPING AAAAAAAAAAARGH!! okay that's better you stopped readi... hey wtf? WHY ARE YOU READING AGAIN? gah!)

Here Jay, I got you a present!