The Emu Song

B and I were talking about RHCP songs and B says "I really like the Emu Song" and I had no idea what the hell she was talking about. I thought she might've been talking about the song "Walkabout" which mentions aboriginals and boomerangs and going on a walkabout but nothing about Emus.. and then I realised that Walkabout isn't on the greatest hits cd. So I asked her to play the song for me, and so she did. Track 2, Greatest hits. Suck My Kiss.

So you might be wondering wtf? They don't sing about emus in this song. Yeah well, they don't. Unless you're 8. And then the lyrics "What I got you gotta get it put it in you" get turned into "What I got you gotta give it to an emu" and now I can't sing this song without changing the lyrics to the emu lyrics. Far out. It's one of my favorite songs, and it's been ruined.. BY HILARITY!



You know what's funny? All these years I've had the absolute omg hots for Anthony Kiedis (the singer) and now I look back and I look at the band now and realise that OH MY FUCKING GOD BUT JOHN FRUSCIANTE IS FUCKING SEX ON LEGS. OKay I'll relax now. But he is. He's hot. Oh fuck.. I need to sit my ass in a bucket of ice cold water I think and cool my hormones down. That's where they are yeah? Somewhere in the pantal region.

Okay, anyway, time for Jay's Daily Urban (Oh yeah, I should ring her mum tomorrow and see how she's doing.. someone remind me.. oh and THANKS A FUCKING LOT for reminding me to upload the videos. You're all as friggen lazy as I am, smelly buggers. Oh and I forgot to blog yesterday, thanks.. i blame you all for the heat and the blog and the yeah okay I'll shutup now..

DUM DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PRESENTING...

JAY'S

DAILY

URBANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Far out, now you tell me?

Okay, get this, did I not just say that I didn't blog yesterday, and no one reminded me that I had to do it? or that I had to upload videos or anything like that? Yeah. My friends are brilliant check this out -

This conversation between myself and alalagator happened JUST AS I HIT PUBLISH ON MY FUCKING BLOG.

Emma - ¢ h î ħ ï ř ő - Never frown, even when you are sad, because you don't know who is falling in love with your smile. says:
you didnt write your daily blog for jay yesterday
slackarse
muppet says:
I KNOW
Emma - ¢ h î ħ ï ř ő - Never frown, even when you are sad, because you don't know who is falling in love with your smile. says:
OR today!
muppet says:
but i was hot and shitty and i just blogged now lol
Emma - ¢ h î ħ ï ř ő - Never frown, even when you are sad, because you don't know who is falling in love with your smile. says:
oh lol
muppet says:
fuck off i just finished blogging why you think i haven't been replying straight away?
ahahahah rolled
Emma - ¢ h î ħ ï ř ő - Never frown, even when you are sad, because you don't know who is falling in love with your smile. says:
fuck off (with NO added giraffe)
muppet says:
yeah
GET FUCKED with added giraffe just for your viewing pleasure
actually, i am gonna fuck off lol i'm tired and hot and i wanna go to bed


So now, I'm going to bed, and just to be a smartass, I'm going to travel back in time via Bloggerspace and make this post my Sunday post just coz I can so ner ner fucking ner. Oh shit wait..

and now..

it's time..

forrrrrr

JAY'S

DAILY

URBANNNNNNNNNNNNN

ps: the whole fucking time I was writing this blog, I had Emmah telling me to hurry up coz she needed to pee.

Tough luck I'm taking my time just to piss you off ner :D

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