I re found the bus!

Hahahah oh hilarity. Last week.. actually the past few weeks, have been god awful shitful and I've had the most awesomely hilarious (omg sarcasm?) life recently..

Anyway, friday morning I slept in - I'd only had like 2 hours sleep anyway.. so I kind of woke up a bit more than what I already was.. so I was late for work. I get onto the freeway and see a blue stationwagon that looks vaguely like my old car.. hmm.. nah, no way that's the bus. I make a mental note to double check if it's still there on my way home from work.

HOLY FUCKING BATSHIT BATMAN

On the way home, I pull up behind the car that's still there and it's the bus. Don't believe me?

here's a video to prove it.



SEE?! I TOLD YOU!!

Enjoy our trip :)

Oh and I've been in the mood for home decorating this weekend. I finally lost it last nite (ie: nearly had a nervous breakdown AGAIN) about the state of this place, and today I spent all day outside hanging up pretty new bamboo blinds.

My camera AND my phone are both dead, hence the lack of photos. Solly velly muchings. When I re-charge, i shall take pics and upload. I'm hiring a skip this week, and I've basically told EvilMe and B "If I can see it, it's going into the skip" so yeah, they'll be helping to make sure I don't throw everything away.

I've also put up chiffon tab top curtains in B's room - did that today also. When her room is totally finished, you shall definitely get pics.

I have a lot of catching up to do, I think i gotta stop playing mobwars damn you Niko!

The Emu Song

B and I were talking about RHCP songs and B says "I really like the Emu Song" and I had no idea what the hell she was talking about. I thought she might've been talking about the song "Walkabout" which mentions aboriginals and boomerangs and going on a walkabout but nothing about Emus.. and then I realised that Walkabout isn't on the greatest hits cd. So I asked her to play the song for me, and so she did. Track 2, Greatest hits. Suck My Kiss.

So you might be wondering wtf? They don't sing about emus in this song. Yeah well, they don't. Unless you're 8. And then the lyrics "What I got you gotta get it put it in you" get turned into "What I got you gotta give it to an emu" and now I can't sing this song without changing the lyrics to the emu lyrics. Far out. It's one of my favorite songs, and it's been ruined.. BY HILARITY!



You know what's funny? All these years I've had the absolute omg hots for Anthony Kiedis (the singer) and now I look back and I look at the band now and realise that OH MY FUCKING GOD BUT JOHN FRUSCIANTE IS FUCKING SEX ON LEGS. OKay I'll relax now. But he is. He's hot. Oh fuck.. I need to sit my ass in a bucket of ice cold water I think and cool my hormones down. That's where they are yeah? Somewhere in the pantal region.

Okay, anyway, time for Jay's Daily Urban (Oh yeah, I should ring her mum tomorrow and see how she's doing.. someone remind me.. oh and THANKS A FUCKING LOT for reminding me to upload the videos. You're all as friggen lazy as I am, smelly buggers. Oh and I forgot to blog yesterday, thanks.. i blame you all for the heat and the blog and the yeah okay I'll shutup now..

DUM DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PRESENTING...

JAY'S

DAILY

URBANNNNNNNNNNNNNN

mrowr?

I can't stop singinggggggggggggggg I can't stop dancinggggggggggggg this song is so fucking awesome and I HATE UTZ UTZ so go figure.. Might have something to do with the omghotguyinthefluffyjacket yeah



The past few weeks have been hectic, but not. Go figure. B was at her nan's place for the first two weeks of the year, and now she's home and EvilMe is pretty much living here while he's on annual leave. I've been filling my days with looking for work and going to job interviews, and whilst all the agencies are like "OMFG YOU ARE SUPERTYPINGLADY! WE WANT YOU WE WANTYOUUUUUUUUUUU" they don't have work for me. I know I have a job coming up mid feb, but I NEED MONEY NOW not next month (well, I'll need it then too, but I need it right now also!)

Just for sahm coz she loves knowing how fast I type (this was from two days ago):

Numeric: 11004 ks/per hour
Alpha: 85wpm gross, 81wpm net (24584ks/per hour) (3 errors)
Alpha Numeric: 14580ks/ph

As you can see, I slow down lots whenever there's numbers. Yes, I get brag rights, but I'm also really proud of those numbers. Why? Because when I first started doing data entry 10 years ago (omfg! how many letters and numbers have I pushed in all of those years? I wonder hmmm..) I could only type a measly 24wpm.

I thank the internet for my OMG SUPER TYPING SPEEDS!

Oh and, considering I haven't used Excel or Word for anything other than pissfarting around at home, oh and the fact that I've never been taught how to use the programs either, I scored 80% on my "do you know how to use word?" test, and 66% on my "excel is a fucking bitch of a program, so lets test you on it" test.

I am teh awesomes but where the fuck are the job offers? Grr!

You know what's hilarious though? If they could see the way that I type online, and the shit that makes no sense coming out of my fingers and onto the keyboard and into your IM windows, they'd never give me a job. It seems like my brain forgets what punctuation, spelling and grammar are all about! The typos made are hilarious and sometimes you need a code to decipher exactly wtf I'm talking about.

Free Hugs

Okay so, I posted this not long ago (actually last week) on my LiveJournal, but I'm doing it again, just because I want to give everyone free hugs


And I got to thinking, I need a "Free Hug" picture to pass around to everyone - it's the time of year, where I think that people need the hugs anyway. So here's my free hugs:



Take it, copy it, send it to your friends, stick it on your blog, print it out and hang it on your wall, I don't mind! - give everyone a hug. It's not a huge hug, or a fancy hug, nor is it a particularly good looking hug, but it's free, and it's still a hug.

Go on, you know you want to!

Witch Doctor

I need a witch doctor to sort out my fucking microwave. It's posessed. Yes, I recently bought a new microwave and even this one is fucked.

So I'm sitting at my puter as usual, when AGAIN my NEW microwave turns itself on. No. I'm not going insane. I'm dead set serious.

I gave the old posessed microwave to EvilMe and he's not had a problem with it since he got it, but I can guarantee that if he brought it back here, and plugged it back in, sitting it where it originally was, it'll fucking turn itself on. Just like this one.

I have no idea why it's happening. EvilMe probably thinks I'm hallucinating, but I'm NOT! What sucks the most is this only fucking happens when I'm home by myself, so I can't even get B to vouch for me. I even tried to film it with my phone (woot for camera phones right? wrong..) as soon as I started the cam, my fone died. Flat battery.

It's working again now - but I give up. When it comes to electrical appliances, I'm just not meant to own any. Even my kettle is playing funny buggers. I turn that on, it turns itself off. That's normal right? Yeah - when the water's boiled. This just turns off mid boil.

I'm going insane. I think I already am. Quick, call the witch doctor!



Blame DogWomble for this song. He linked me to it.

Ever wondered..

Ever wondered how the world is gonna end? Well, here's a video to explain it.



Move to Australia, at least you're safer here for a little while.