Gardening sucks..

Okay, so the flowers are nearly dead outside in their pots (thanks IGA for selling me dodgy plants.. yeah it's their fault not mine i didn't kill them.. serious!) but I bought more, and I'm keeping them inside for now just until they're ready to plant in my back yard.

Anyway, today I decided to go out and use my new $15 whipper snipper Bunnings Bargain.

I managed to kill it in under 5 minutes.

I rule!

In the 5 minutes it took me to kill my bargain snipper, I managed to lose the spring that makes the circle thing with the wire that cuts the bits and go bouncy bouncy, make the whole fucking bottom bit fall off and go skidding across the back yard, whack a couple of dozen weeds and clip my forehead with some flying shrapnel (I now have a nice big red welt on my forehead which EvilMe kissed better, but it's still sore).

I got my $15 dollars worth of backyard entertainment (heheh this thing is originally worth $90, I did pretty well).

And yes, I know that I've not updated all week and I've been slack. This would be because I've been working long shifts all week since just after the easter break. Starting at 10am and finishing at 8pm is not my fucking friend, let me tell you.

Which reminds me, I need to do my timesheet! Gah! (okay, I just opened the link for it, watch me forget to do it).

How many days has it been since I updated? 13? Yeah.. something like that.. hmm.. should I do a slideshow of 13 Daily Urbans for Jay? Yeah I probably should.. So here, my dear, is a fortnights of .. dum da daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Jay's
Daily (erp.. a fortnight's worth of daily's at least..)
Urbannnnnnnnnn!

Free Hugs

Okay so, I posted this not long ago (actually last week) on my LiveJournal, but I'm doing it again, just because I want to give everyone free hugs


And I got to thinking, I need a "Free Hug" picture to pass around to everyone - it's the time of year, where I think that people need the hugs anyway. So here's my free hugs:



Take it, copy it, send it to your friends, stick it on your blog, print it out and hang it on your wall, I don't mind! - give everyone a hug. It's not a huge hug, or a fancy hug, nor is it a particularly good looking hug, but it's free, and it's still a hug.

Go on, you know you want to!

It's the same thing, but not

Every year, without fail, I have no idea what to buy my brother Luke for his birthday. And every year, without fail, I end up buying him a bottle of Jim Beam. Which, sadly I must admit, I bought today (on special at IGA lol I'm such a fucking tightass).
Here's the bottle:

I decided, that even though it's the same present as every other present I've ever given him (hey, he's never complained so shut up and stop saying I'm an unimaginative present buying type person!) I decided to dress the bottle up.

So we take a piece of paper, cut it to size, and put a border on it.

and then we write something stupid on the front

and then we decorate it, and write stupid stuff on the side also

Don't forget the other side, either, it's really important

Then we realise that the front looks a little plain, so we draw a pooh

Now that the label is all done, it's time to stick it onto the bottle, oh and don't forget the little label thingy at the top, that's really important! We don't want him knowing that it's really a bottle of Jim Beam now, do we?

And there you go, our innocent looking bottle of Jim Beam has been completely transformed into "Le Pew For You" The aftershave that REALLY SMELLS.

Oh and sorry bout the crappy pictures, I'm in a rush to get to my brother's place to give him his bottle of Ji.. uh.. aftershave! and camera phone is kind of shitful in the awesome picture making department.

I am so fucking bored

Lookie what I made mum!

I told you I was bored!

And to think that my arts and crafts teachers said I had no imagination.